CK #28 - Can You Guess How Old I Am?

December 30, 2021

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[00:00:00] Here's a joke in the form of a story.

[00:00:04] A woman decided to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent $20,000 and she looked sensational. On her way home, she stopped at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. She said to the clerk "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?".

[00:00:22] The man said, "About 32".

[00:00:25] She said happily, "Nope, I'm exactly 50".

[00:00:28] A while later, she went into a McDonald's and asked the girl at the counter the same question.

[00:00:34] The girl replied, "I guess about twenty-nine".

[00:00:38] The woman replied with a big smile "Nope, I'm exactly 50".

[00:00:42] A short time later, my friend Bob was sitting at a bus stop when the woman sat down next to him and asked the same question. Bob considered and said "I have a surefire way to tell your age, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. If you let me, I will tell you exactly how old you are."

[00:01:02] They waited in silence for a bit. The woman realized the street was empty and her curiosity got the better of her. She finally blurted out "Oh, what the hell, go ahead".

[00:01:13] Bob slipped both of his hands under her blouse and began to feel around slowly and carefully. He bounced and weighed. He pinched, pushed, rubbed, and squeezed.

[00:01:24] After a few minutes, she said, "OK, OK, how old am I?".

[00:01:28] Bob said, "Ma'am, you're exactly 50".

[00:01:33] Stunned and amazed, the woman said, "That was incredible! How could you tell?".

[00:01:38] And Bob answered, "I was behind you at McDonald's".

[END OF EPISODE]

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[00:00:00] Here's a joke in the form of a story.

[00:00:04] A woman decided to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent $20,000 and she looked sensational. On her way home, she stopped at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. She said to the clerk "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?".

[00:00:22] The man said, "About 32".

[00:00:25] She said happily, "Nope, I'm exactly 50".

[00:00:28] A while later, she went into a McDonald's and asked the girl at the counter the same question.

[00:00:34] The girl replied, "I guess about twenty-nine".

[00:00:38] The woman replied with a big smile "Nope, I'm exactly 50".

[00:00:42] A short time later, my friend Bob was sitting at a bus stop when the woman sat down next to him and asked the same question. Bob considered and said "I have a surefire way to tell your age, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. If you let me, I will tell you exactly how old you are."

[00:01:02] They waited in silence for a bit. The woman realized the street was empty and her curiosity got the better of her. She finally blurted out "Oh, what the hell, go ahead".

[00:01:13] Bob slipped both of his hands under her blouse and began to feel around slowly and carefully. He bounced and weighed. He pinched, pushed, rubbed, and squeezed.

[00:01:24] After a few minutes, she said, "OK, OK, how old am I?".

[00:01:28] Bob said, "Ma'am, you're exactly 50".

[00:01:33] Stunned and amazed, the woman said, "That was incredible! How could you tell?".

[00:01:38] And Bob answered, "I was behind you at McDonald's".

[END OF EPISODE]

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[00:00:00] Here's a joke in the form of a story.

[00:00:04] A woman decided to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spent $20,000 and she looked sensational. On her way home, she stopped at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. She said to the clerk "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?".

[00:00:22] The man said, "About 32".

[00:00:25] She said happily, "Nope, I'm exactly 50".

[00:00:28] A while later, she went into a McDonald's and asked the girl at the counter the same question.

[00:00:34] The girl replied, "I guess about twenty-nine".

[00:00:38] The woman replied with a big smile "Nope, I'm exactly 50".

[00:00:42] A short time later, my friend Bob was sitting at a bus stop when the woman sat down next to him and asked the same question. Bob considered and said "I have a surefire way to tell your age, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. If you let me, I will tell you exactly how old you are."

[00:01:02] They waited in silence for a bit. The woman realized the street was empty and her curiosity got the better of her. She finally blurted out "Oh, what the hell, go ahead".

[00:01:13] Bob slipped both of his hands under her blouse and began to feel around slowly and carefully. He bounced and weighed. He pinched, pushed, rubbed, and squeezed.

[00:01:24] After a few minutes, she said, "OK, OK, how old am I?".

[00:01:28] Bob said, "Ma'am, you're exactly 50".

[00:01:33] Stunned and amazed, the woman said, "That was incredible! How could you tell?".

[00:01:38] And Bob answered, "I was behind you at McDonald's".

[END OF EPISODE]

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